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collegehumor: “Oh baby, I just found the hydrocortisone cream and that’s going allllll over my bug bites.” “Yeh, I love it when you stay on your side of the bed. No. No snuggling. Absolutely not. It’s too hot.” “I wanna lay you down on silk sheets and immediately regret doing so.” “Don’t touch that, it’s sunburnt.” “Don’t touch that either. Man, are you as sleepy as I am? How long were we...